Everyone wants skinny legs, well maybe slim, toned legs, but definitely on the skinny side. I have found the solution. Wafty shorts. Basically loose, short shorts, worn high on your waist so they are left to waft about your legs giving the illusion of these cute little pins which go on for miles. Wear them with a slim fitting vest, t-shirt or shirt and add flats or wedges depending on occasion. If you wear them to work add a blazer to smarten the whole look. Oh and make sure you fake tan. No one enjoys pasty pins, however long they are. Mine are floral and floaty, from Topshop, of course, and I can't find them online anymore, but I did see some great ones among the new collection at Club Monaco, the pics don't do them justice, but they look great on. Promise.