living in mordor

Honestly, what on earth is going on with this weather? It is driving us all insane, especially the Australians. How does one dress for 24 different seasons in one day, plus a dose of aircon, a dash of humidity and some manky spitty rain thrown in? The only solution is to have an enormous bag and stuff it full of clothing for all temperatures, luckily there are bargains to be enjoyed, so buy an expensive bag and save with these super sales:

Spring - Velvet's gorgeous tees and dresses at 70% off retail price (take cash), 21 April, 2-8pm, Loft Floor 53 Staunton Street, SoHo

Summer - Amandarling mega clearance sale, 70% off, 16-25 April, 11am-8pm, Ground Floor, 32 Lyndhurst Terrace, Central

Autumn (we simply don't do Winter darling) - Serenity Fair Cashmere Sale, 17 April, 11am-5pm, Azure, 29th Floor, Hotel LKF